Season 5

Employee Transfer

Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate.

Memorable Office Quotes

Holly: It's been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton and I said, well why don't you quit and get some job is Nashua and he said I asked you first! And I said 'first!' at the same time he did. And then I said 'jinx!' And then we never talked about it again and we haven't been back to the conversation so..

Pam Beesly: [on the phone to Jim] Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention.
Pam Beesly: [talking head] So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.

Dwight Schrute: So, uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.
Andy Bernard: He's had a pretty good season so far... Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell, ok? You're just doing this so screw with me.
Dwight Schrute: Not so, Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.
Andy Bernard: I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.
Dwight Schrute: Some day we'll get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all this. [taps his water bottle with Andy's coffee mug]
[Andy pours his coffee into the sink

Pam Beesly: I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch. Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "that Pam Beesly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best."

Michael Scott: Here we go, fourth time's the charm.
[Michael starts singing "Life is a Highway" and Holly starts to cry]
Michael Scott: Hey. You crying?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Allergies?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Did Darryl touch you?
Darryl: [quickly] What!
Holly: No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going? Please?

Holly: We've only been dating each other for a few weeks.
Michael Scott: Listen, to me. I like you so much..
Holly: I like you too.
Michael Scott: and I have dated almost four women in the last..
Holly: I.. I've dated four guys last year too.
Michael Scott: Not last.. No. In like the last ten years..
Holly: Oh.

Michael Scott: Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not going to give up that easy. I am going to make this way harder than it needs to be.

Meredith: You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.
Andy Bernard: I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you.
Creed Bratton: It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.
Andy Bernard: It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!

Andy Bernard: That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear!

Michael Scott: Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.
Holly: [leans over and kisses Michael] Thank you.
Michael Scott: My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy.
Darryl: [quietly] Clever, Mike.

[as Michael is sobbing loudly to Holly in the truck cab]
Darryl: [on the phone] Hey, wassup? Uh, just thought I'd try you. Thinkin' about that story where you run into the girl you used to babysit. Please call me back. Please.

Dwight Schrute: Andy, I've been meaning to ask you. Which a capella group should I join? The Harmoniacs? Or the Doh-Ray-Mee-gos?

Andy Bernard: When the hour glass strikes three, then in the room wince employees confer.
Dwight Schrute: ..whhat?
Andy Bernard: The conference room!

Andy Bernard: If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.

Andy Bernard: [walks into the office dressed as a beet farmer and whistling] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?
Dwight Schrute: Where did you get those?
Andy Bernard: What these? [tosses Dwight a beet] Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.
Dwight Schrute: I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you're going with this.
Andy Bernard: Well you will. As soon as you visit my new beet farm. [tries desperately to bite into a beet] You're supposed to cook these aren't you?
Dwight Schrute: [scoffs] Cornell. [bites into a beet like an apple]

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