The Office : Season 5 Quotes

Weight Loss

The Scranton branch engages in an inter branch weight loss competition to see which branch can lose the most cumulative weight.
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Business Ethics

Following Ryan's recent scandal at corporate, Holly must hold a business ethics seminar. The meeting gets out of control when Michael lets everyone speak freely about their unethical behavior at work.
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Baby Shower

Michael practices for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios. Meanwhile, Michael tells Holly that he will pretend to dislike her for Jan's benefit.
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Crime Aid

Michael organizes a charity auction after the office gets broken into.
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Employee Transfer

Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate.
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Customer Survey

Dwight and Jim are shocked when they get the results of the annual customer survey report.
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Business Trip

Michael beings Andy and Oscar on a business trip to Canada, while Jim counts down the days until Pam gets back from art school.
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Frame Toby

Toby is back and not everybody is thrilled by it, especially Michael.
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The Surplus

A budget surplus divides the office on how to spend the windfall.
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Moroccan Christmas

The annual Christmas party gets derailed when Meredith sets herself on fire.
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The Duel

When Andy finds out about Dwight and Angela, it's a fight to the finish when the two men decide to take matters into their own hands.
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Prince Family Paper

Dwight and Michael spy on a rival paper company. The rest of the office gathers around to have a dispute about whether Hillary Swank is hot or not.
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Stress Relief

After Dwight's fire safety seminar goes awry, he must make amends to the stressed-out office. Michael tries a number of ways to get his employees to relax before discovering that he is the number one stressor at work.
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Lecture Circuit Part 1

David Wallace sends Michael on a lecture circuit to other branches to discuss Scranton's success.
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Lecture Circuit Part 2

Michael ends up in Nashua and is devastated to learn Holly has a new boyfriend.
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Blood Drive

Michael holds a singles mixer at the office after meeting a mysterious woman at a Valentine's Day blood drive.
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Golden Ticket

Michael comes up with the idea to put "golden tickets" into packages of paper for clients to redeem for discounts.
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New Boss

Dunder Mifflin's new VP has some plans that interfere with Michael's plans for his 15th anniversary.
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