Season 4

Survivor Man

After Ryan excludes Michael from a corporate wilderness retreat, Michael heads into the woods for his own survival adventure with nothing but a suit on his back. Meanwhile, Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

Memorable Quotes

Pam: [about the corportate retreat] Michael wasn't invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.

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Michael Scott: Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim Halpert: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.
Michael Scott: That's what I said. [Jim looks concerned] That's what she said.
Jim Halpert: That's what who said?
Michael Scott: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim Halpert: That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Hey! Nice, really good. Bravo, my young ward.

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Andy Bernard: Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.

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Michael Scott: [looking at the sky] The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about... [looks at watch] ...2 o'clock in the afternoon.

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Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.
Oscar: Why don't you just eat an apple?
Stanley: Why don't you just mind your own business?

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Dwight Schrute: [observing Michael from afar with a scoped hunting rifle] Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... [clicks on the safety] ...on.

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Dwight Schrute: [On keeping weapons hidden around the office] It is better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by someone you don't know on purpose."