Season 4

Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. Angela is still upset about her cat.

Memorable Quotes

Michael Scott: Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love.

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Dwight Schrute I don't see it. I think they both could do better.

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Angela: It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.

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Michael Scott: Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.

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Phyllis: It's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, okay?
Jim Halpert: And that is why we waited so long to tell people.

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Ryan Howard: Michael, I know how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch.

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Dwight Schrute I got you a ferral cat I trapped in my barn. His name is Garbage, because that is what he likes to eat.
Angela: But I don't want Garbage, I want Sprinkles!

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Michael Scott: We had a foreign exchance student live with us when I was young. And we called him my brother. And that's what I thought he was. Um...then he went home to what is now formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.

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Kelly: I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly.

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Kelly: I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant. And guess what, buddy - I am keeping it!

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Michael Scott: [about the Blackberry] What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles? I don't want to grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids.

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Andy Bernard: Dude, you are so money, and you don't even know it! But you do.

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Michael Scott: Computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.

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Andy Bernard: Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office.