Season 3

The Return

When Oscar returns from vacation pondering his future at the office, Michael orders the party-planning committee to organize a bash for him. Meanwhile, power-hungry Andy exploits recent events to inch closer to Michael; and Jim colludes with Pam and Karen to trick someone in the office—but the target's not Dwight.

Memorable Quotes

Michael Scott: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

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Andy: [To Michael] I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown.

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Dwight Schrute: How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

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Jim Halpert: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.