Season 3

The Merger

The Scranton branch and the Stamford branch of Dunder-Mifflin are merged, bringing old friends Jim and Pam back together after months apart. Michael and Dwight and the other employees deal with the changes.

Memorable Office Quotes

Dwight Schrute: What was your mile time?
Toby: About seven.
Dwight Schrute: I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby: Well, that has wheels.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, well, my feet don't. And I could still crush that time.

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Michael Scott: My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size.

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Dwight Schrute: The Japanese camp guards of World War Two always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.

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Michael Scott: [To Martin Nash, who is black] Follow me, I will show you where all the slaves work. Uh, not...

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Dwight Schrute: Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
Andy: Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of sales.
Dwight Schrute: So you'll be reporting to me then.
Andy: On the contrary.
Dwight Schrute: My title has "manager" in it.
Andy: And I'm a director. Which on a film set, is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film?
Dwight Schrute: I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.
Andy: Congratulations.

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Michael Scott: This is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.

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Karen: Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?
Jim Halpert: Does he ever.

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Michael Scott: [reading threatening note that he actually wrote]: "You guys suck! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you suck!"