Season 3

The Coup

After Jan busts Michael for showing a movie during office hours instead of working, Angela suggests to Dwight that he take Michael's job. Also, Pam has a lunchtime fashion show and Jim gets killed in virtual reality video games.

Memorable Quotes

Andy: Sabateur! Sabateur! I'm going to kill you for real. This game...the game is over, I'm really going to shoot you!

Jan: Do I have to hire a babysitter for you, Michael?

Dwight Schrute: [crying] The Sebring is cool! The Sebring is so cool! Please don't fire me Michael, I'll do anything!

Dwight Schrute: When I'm ready, Mike.

Michael Scott: 'Hug it out, bitch.' That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, in doing so they just let it go, and walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I've found. Doesn't translate.

Michael Scott: Hey, I thought you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you've had a crown put it?
Dwight Schrute: ...They have this new kind of quick-drying bonding.
Michael Scott: Oh? sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight Schrute: Yea...
Michael Scott: What's his name?
Dwight Schrute: (long pause) Crentist.
Michael Scott: The dentist's name is crentist?
Dwight Schrute: Yea.
Michael Scott: Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight Schrute: Maybe that's why he became a dentist?

Dwight Schrute: Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan’s been bitching out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

Dwight Schrute: I will lead you into the black with ferocity!

Pam: What?
Creed: Just looking.
Pam: Please go back to your desk.
Creed: In a minute.