Season 3

The Convention

Michael and Dwight attend an office supply convention in Philadelphia and Michael plans a party in his hotel room for the conventioneers. Jim is reunited with his former Office-mates at the convention. Also, Ryan goes on a double date with Kelly.

Memorable Office Quotes

Michael Scott: You know what Pam, if in ten years I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby..
Pam Beasley: No, Michael.
Michael Scott: Twenty years?
Pam Beasley: No, Michael.
Michael Scott: Thirty.
Pam Beasley: Sure
Michael Scott: It's a deal.

Michael Scott: Guess where I am going? I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled sex romp where anything goes. You are correct sir! I'm headed to Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern mid-market office supply convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming which will be fun, poor little guy... he's been stuck working under Josh, the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.

Michael Scott [talking about Jim]: I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Samford. It's like with fireman, you don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.

Jim Halpert: You know when I saw Dwight I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key.

Kevin Malone: So did you hear?
Toby Flenderson: What?
Kevin Malone: Pam's back on the market again.
Toby Flenderson: Really, she's dating.
Kevin Malone: If I wasn't engaged I would so hit that.

Jim Halpert: Wow!
Michael Scott: Hey Hey!
Jim Halpert: That is a lot of liquor.
Michael Scott: Yeah!
Jim Halpert: And a dart board.
Michael Scott: Well that's how we do it in Scranton, or did you forget? [rapping] Ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cuz a Scranton party don't stop. Huh huh huh!

Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day.

Michael Scott: SWAG! Stuff - we - all - get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAGGGG! Check it out.

Jan: Well Michael, I...underestimated you.
Michael: Well maybe next time you'll estimate me.

Michael Scott: Some people need dozens of friends to say "Hey, look at me I'm popular." But not me, I'm very picky, I need 3, maybe 2. When you meet that someone special you'll just know because a real relationship can't be forced. It should just come about effort-et-lessly.

Michael Scott: Wow, what are all those stains?
Dwight Schrute: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael Scott: Oh, God. I hope it's urine.

Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

Angela: In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." [swats at a fly] Why are there flies in here?

Creed: [referring to Angela, to longtime co-worker Meredith] Andrea is the office bitch. You'll get used to her. [extends hand] Creed.

Jim Halpert: Oh my god! Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call... Dwight got a HOOKER!

Phyllis: [talking to Pam about her upcoming date] You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.
Stanley: If you do that, you're gonna have to put out.
Phyllis: [pause] Oh yeah, you'll have to put out.

Dwight Schrute: (referring to Jerome Bettis) Why do they call him "The Bus"?
Michael Scott: Because he's afriad to fly.

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