Season 3

Phyllis' Wedding

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding after several embarrassing moments. Pam has flashbacks of her own wedding planning when she sees Phyllis's decorations. Meanwhile, Dwight is determined to catch wedding crashers.

Memorable Office Quotes

Michael Scott: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle, so basically I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary it is like I am paying for the wedding, which I am happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me - Employer-of-the-bride.

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Phyllis: Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before.

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Dwight Schrute: The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.

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Michael Scott: Phyllis, did you break wind?

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Michael Scott: [after Elbert gets up and walks Phyllis by himself] This is bullshit.

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Michael Scott: Me walking Phyllis down the aisle was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. And now, the wedding has no highlight.

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Minister: And do you, Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration...

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Michael Scott: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.
Bob Vance: If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you.
Michael Scott: Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.

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Kelly: Are you all right? This must be so awful for you.
Pam: What do you mean?
Kelly: Well, this was supposed to be your wedding.
Pam: Oh, um, no, that's, um, it's actually fine.
Kelly: There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.
Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.

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Kevin Malone: I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old, and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It's a very serious situation. 1-2-3-4! [singing] Roxanne...

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[after being kissed by his hot new girlfriend]
Toby Flenderson: Toby! Yeah!

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Michael Scott: The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines wedding as, "The fusing of two metals."