Season 3

Beach Games

The workers head out to the beach, where Michael forces them to compete in Survivor-like challenges to find out who among them is the best employee so he can find his successor to become manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.

Memorable Office Quotes

Michael Scott: To what do I owe this great honor, David Wallace?
David Wallace: Michael, I am calling...
Michael Scott: And Gromit.

Michael Scott: It was never my intention to ruin a life. But you know what? Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.

Michael Scott: [after being asked to interview for a position at corporate] I wish I had prepared something to say.
David Wallace: That's not necessary.
Michael Scott: May God guide you in your quest.
David Wallace: Yes.

Kevin Malone: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.

Michael Scott: Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?
Oscar: I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.
Michael Scott: Well, you can't swim in leather pants. Ha ha! I'm just yanking your chain. Not literally.

Michael Scott: Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.
Stanley: Oh sweet mother of God.
Michael Scott: If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.
Stanley: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus.

Dwight Schrute: We will be called Gryffindor.
Jim Halpert: Really? Not Slytherin?
Dwight Schrute: Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
Jim Halpert: I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute: He who must not be named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert: Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort!

Michael Scott: Andy Bernard. Pros - he's classy. He gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons - I don't really trust him.

Andy Bernard: [holding in anger after losing contest] I am okay if I lose every single contest today. Honestly. Because I see these contests as an opportunity for me to demonstrate what a good sport I am. Mallard! [throws a rock at the duck]

Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game On

Oscar: If either of these guys are put in charge of the office, I will transfer to Albany. Gil can come if he wants. I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for awhile. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.

Pam: Hey, I want to say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes, some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else and that's fine. It's... whatever. That's not what I'm... I'm not... okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah, it's a good day.
Michael Scott: Pam, that was amazing. But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.

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