Season 2

Valentine's Day

Michael spends Valentine's Day in a meeting with other branch managers at "Corporate" in New York City as varied levels of romance occur back in the Scranton office.

Memorable Quotes

Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight Schrute: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.

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Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael Scott: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley. [Turns to the camera] "Airplane."

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Dwight Schrute: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

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Dwight Schrute: What's this on my desk?
Jim Halpert: It's a box.
Dwight Schrute: But who left it here...and to what purpose?

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Michael Scott: New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

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Michael Scott: Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the...good times you have when you're in it.

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Michael Scott: Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.

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Jan: Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Um, the new CFO is judging me on this too. And, well, it is Michael. So...yeah, I’m very nervous.

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Dwight Schrute: It's me. I'm the bobblehead!

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Jim Halpert: What's up Kelly?
Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!

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Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael Scott: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley. [Turns to the camera] "Airplane."