Season 2

The Injury

A Couple of Head Cases - Michael (Steve Carell) demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman grill, and Dwight (Rainn Wilson) begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash. Jenna Fischer, John Krasinski and B.J. Novak also star.

Memorable Quotes

Jim Halpert: Hey! Whoa! Michael.
Michael Scott: Oh God!!! Ohhh.
Jim Halpert: Ok, it's Jim... just say again really loudly what happened.
Michael Scott: Ok, booooouuur... I burned my foot, very badly, on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.
Jim Halpert: You burned YOUR foot, on a Foreman Grill?

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Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself... so, most nights before I go to bed I will lay out 6 strips of bacon out on my foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped on to the grill and it clamped on to my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

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Michael (enters office on crutches and foot wrapped in bubble wrap): Morning everyone. Don't freak out, I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today, normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.

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Michael Scott: Please stop popping my cast. Thank you.
Jim Halpert: So where are you shipping your foot?
Michael Scott: Ha ha ha, so where are you shipping...
Dwight Schrute: Your foot.

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Pam: It's just that before you said you didn't want any special treatment.
Michael Scott: I don't want any special treatment Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that too much to ask.
Pam: Do you want some aspirin? Because you seem a little fussy.
Michael Scott: No, I don't want some aspirin! Yeah I am fussy! Aspirin is not going to do a damn thing... I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.

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Michael (in pain calling Pam): Paaaaammmm!
Michael (calls Pam on the phone)
Pam: What?
Michael Scott: Come here please.
Pam: Tell me before I come in there.
Michael Scott: I want you to rub butter on my foot.
Pam: No!
Michael Scott: Come here please, I have Country Crock.
Pam: No.

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Ryan (eating cheese stick)
Toby: Wow, you just dive right in.
Ryan Howard: You know, around age 12 I just started going for it.

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Jim Halpert: Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today?
Pam: No, he's actually been really nice and helpful.
Jim Halpert: And that isn't weird?
Pam: Wow.

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Jim Halpert: I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman Grill.

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Michael Scott: The rules of Shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to should "Shotgun" when you're in sight of the car gets the front seat. That's how the game is played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.

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Michael Scott: Oh God a minivan. What is Merideth's problem?!
Jim Halpert: Well I think she has a kid.
Michael Scott: Yeah, she has one kid, no husband... she's not going to find one driving this thing around.

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Michael Scott: Dwight, what is your middle name?
Dwight Schrute: Danger.
Michael Scott: It's something with a "K"...
Jim Halpert: It's Kurt... wow, it's so sad that I know that.

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Dwight Schrute: Chu chu chu chu.
Jim Halpert: What are you doing?
Dwight Schrute: Vietnam sounds.