Season 2

The Client

When Michael (Steve Carell, "The 40-Year Old Virgin") and Jan (Melora Hardin) go after a new client (guest star Tim Meadows, "SNL," "Mean Girls"), Michael surprises his boss -- in more ways than one. Meanwhile, Jim (John Krasinski) finds a screenplay written by Michael -- and the cubicle jockeys at Dunder-Mifflin have a hilarious time acting it out. Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer and B.J. Novak also star.

Memorable Office Quotes

[Ryan comes back from the dry cleaners]
Pam: Wait, are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan Howard: Yeah. Who dry cleans jeans?

Pam: Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.

Michael Scott: OK. Let's do this thing. Wish us luck.
Dwight Schrute: Good luck, Michael! Good luck, Jan!
Jan: Thank you.
Michael Scott: [under breath] Kiss ass.

Michael Scott: I don't understand...you want to see other people? Only other people?

Jim Halpert: They might not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years... and years... and... years.

Michael Scott: Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine.
Jan: [incredulously] It said that.
Michael Scott: It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.

Dwight Schrute: Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma!" in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.

Michael Scott: Awesome Blosom, extra awesome.

Jan: Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?
Michael Scott: No. No, that would not be efficient... Actually, they just don't get a lot of work done when I'm not here... That's not true. I know how to delegate. And they do more work when I'm not here... Not more... the same amount of work is done whether I am here or not.

Jim Halpert: Do we all have a copy of Threat Level: Midnight by Michael Scott?

Pam: Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick who, all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words. Leaving behind one "Dwigt". And Dwight figured it out. Ooops.

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