Season 2

Take Your Daughter to Work Day

When Dunder Mifflin employees bring their daughters into work, Michael begins to express his good nature toward children.

Memorable Quotes

Kevin Malone: Abby's my fiancée Stacey's daughter. I think she'll have a good time. I just hope she doesn't look in my computer...actually, I better go check. (runs off)

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Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!:
[cut to Ryan]
Ryan Howard: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

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Pam: I am actually looking forward to Take Your Daughter to Work day. I am not great with kids, but I want to get better. Because I'm getting married. So I put out a bunch of extra candy on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. Like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.

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Michael Scott: The kids don't wanna hear some weirdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandma read to you!
Sasha: What's a Nazi?
Michael Scott: 'What's a Nazi?'?
Dwight Schrute: Nazi was a fascist movement from the 1930's--
Michael Scott: No no no! Don't talk about Nazis in front of-- You know what? They're gonna have nightmares so why don't you just shut it?
Dwight Schrute: I was gonna teach the children how to make cornhusk dolls.
Michael Scott: [sighs] Why don't you just leave? Okay?
Dwight Schrute: Okay.
Jake: Bye Mr. Poop.
Michael Scott: Alright. There goes Mr. Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?

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Michael Scott: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. [types something] 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

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Michael Scott: This is Creed, and he is in charge of...something...right?
Creed: That is correct.

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Creed (to the kids): Ya ever seen a foot with four toes?

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Michael Scott: I'm like Superman and the people who work here are like the citizens of Gotham City.
Jim and Dwight Schrute: That's Batman.
Michael Scott: Okay, fine, I'll be Aquaman. Where does he live?
Jim Halpert: The ocean.
Michael Scott: I work with a bunch of nerds!

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Michael Scott: You need someone in the middle to facilitate--
Jake: You're just a middleman.
Michael Scott: I'm not just a middleman.
Melissa: Wait, why doesn't the manufacturer just sell the paper directly to people?
Michael Scott: You are describing Office Depot. And they are kind of running us out of business.
Dwight Schrute: [from his desk] We have better service than they do!