Season 2

Casino Night

The warehouse is converted into a casino for a charity casino night and Michael accidentally winds up with two dates (both Carole and Jan).

Memorable Office Quotes

[Dwight is wearing a tuxedo]
Pam: It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.

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Michael Scott: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby?
Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children, since it's uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, it's in our dangerous warehouse, it's a schoolnight, and you know, Hooter's is catering, and is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael Scott: [imitating Toby] Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

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Michael Scott: Hey, Carol, how goes the real estate 'biz? Is it real good?
Pam: Still me.

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Dwight Schrute: Michael said, 'We must deceive them, as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.'

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Pam: Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt.

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Michael Scott: [deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume?
Pam: Still me.

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Darryl: I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, "fleece it out," "going mach 5," "dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.

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Michael Scott: I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.

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Jim Halpert: Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.
Dwight Schrute: I don't believe you, continue.

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Kelly: Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. Maybe he did it.

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Michael Scott: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim Halpert: Oh, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
Michael Scott: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael Scott: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's afghan.
Michael Scott: That's a shawl.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, canine AIDS?
Michael Scott: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim Halpert: Guys, the Afghanistananis. (smirks)
Michael Scott: Hey, no...no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I've tried.

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Creed (after he wins the fridge): This is the first refrigerator I've ever owned.

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Jim Halpert: Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something?
Pam: About when you want to give me more of your money?
Jim Halpert: No, I...
Pam: Did you want to do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
Jim Halpert: I was just, um... I'm in love with you.
Pam: What?
Jim Halpert: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just—
Pam: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
Jim Halpert: I just needed you to know. Once.
Pam: Well, I, um—I can't.
Jim Halpert: Yeah.
Pam: You have no idea—
Jim Halpert: Don't do that.
Pam: —what your friendship means to me.
Jim Halpert: Come on. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
Pam: I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
Jim Halpert: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. [walks away]