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"Corporate" forces the female Dunder Mifflin employees to attend a "women in the workplace" seminar, conducted by Jan. Michael (in retaliation) assembles all the men in the warehouse for a "men in the workplace" seminar.

Memorable Quotes

[Dwight and company are decending into the warehouse for a 'mens-day']
Dwight Schrute: Remember on Lost when they meet "the Others"?
Michael Scott: What is our beef, as human men?
Darryl: You know that's a good question, Hasselhoff.
Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they're like, 'When are we gonna go out on a DATE date?'
Michael Scott: You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.