Season 2

Booze Cruise

Michael (Golden Globe nominee Steve Carell) takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a freezing "motivational" booze cruise in January in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership. To his frustration, they find the ship's captain more inspiring, and Jim (John Krasinski) becomes motivated to speak his heart to Pam (Jenna Fischer). Rainn Wilson, B.J. Novak also star.

Memorable Quotes

Dwight Schrute: ["steering" the ship] Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael Scott: It's a fake wheel, dummy!

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Michael Scott: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.

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[Jim put Dwight's wallet into the vending machine]
Dwight Schrute: Where's my wallet?
Jim Halpert: Oh there it is, 'J1'.
Dwight Schrute: I don't have any...
Jim Halpert: Here, have some nickels.
Dwight Schrute: [putting nickels into vending machine] 5, 10, 15, 20, 25...

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Captain Jack: I need a volunteer to come up and hold my stick.
Dwight Schrute: Me me me!
Captain Jack: Ah. Usually it's a woman.
Dwight Schrute: I'm stronger.

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Dwight Schrute: Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.
Michael Scott: Captain Jack's a fart face.

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Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight Schrute: I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!?

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Dwight Schrute: I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four, and I was great and I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats.

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Dwight Schrute: [Singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, Early in the morning?

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Michael Scott: It's a booze cruise!
Meredith: ALL RIGHT!