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Season 1

Hot Girl

An attractive woman arrives at the office to sell purses and causes furtive glances from male staff members who vie for her attention. Dwight (Rainn Wilson) attempts to ask her out on a date but his advances are deflected, leaving the door open for Michael (Steve Carell) to step in. Michael believes he's going to "score" by giving her a ride home but his chances are blown by another sly co-worker. John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer and B.J. Novak also star.

Memorable Quotes

Ryan Howard: [helping clean out Michael's car] There's a sports drink on the back seat.
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan Howard: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue isn't a flavor.
Ryan Howard: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael Scott: Ooh, Blue Blast. Give it here...
Michael Scott: Coffee is a drug. It is quite literally a drug. It speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. (Giggles slightly) You hear stories about Dunder-Mifflin in the eighties before people knew how bad cocaine was...gah..man did they move paper!
Michael Scott: Starbucks. Oh man, that place is like the promised land!