The Office : Season 1 Quotes

Pilot

A documentary crew arrives at the offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture in the face of potential downsizing.
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Diversity Day

A consultant arrives to teach the staff about tolerance and diversity but Michael insists on imparting his own knowledge. Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension.
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Health Care

Michael puts Dwight in charge of choosing the company's new health care plan.
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The Alliance

Dwight forms an alliance with Jim in the wake of downsizing rumors. Michael arranges a morale-boosting birthday party for Meredith and is determined to come up with the funniest message in her card.
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Basketball

Michael and the office staff take on the workers in the warehouse in a basketball game.
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Hot Girl

When an attractive purse saleswoman comes to the office, Michael and Dwight openly vie for her attention.
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