Ryan Howard Quotes

Ryan Howard: Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore. I got Jim's old job. Which means at my ten year high school reunion, it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp". It will say "Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate and a midrange paper supply firm". [pause] That'll show 'em.

Ryan Howard: If I had to I could clean out my desk in five minutes... and nobody would ever know I'd ever been here. And I'd forget to. Sighs.

Ryan Howard: Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.

Ryan Howard: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

Dwight Schrute: OK. I'm going to have to search your car. Give me your keys.
Ryan Howard: I am not giving you my keys.
Dwight Schrute: Don't make me do this the hard way.
Ryan Howard: What's the hard way?
Dwight Schrute: I go down to the police station, on my lunch break. I tell a police officer (I know several) what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
Ryan Howard: Yeah, let's do it that way.

Ryan Howard: Hey, are you guys hiring?
Linda: You want to work at the urine analysis lab?
Ryan Howard: [nervously] Yeah. Maybe.

Ryan's Voicemail: Seven new messages. First new message:
Michael Scott: Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.
Ryan's Voicemail: Next message:
Michael Scott: Hey, Ryan, this is your girlfriend and I'm mad.

Ryan Howard: [helping clean out Michael's car] There's a sports drink on the back seat.
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan Howard: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue isn't a flavor.
Ryan Howard: It says: "Flavor: Blue Blast."
Michael Scott: Ooh, Blue Blast. Give it here...

Michael Scott: This next award goes to someone who really lights up the office, somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out, 'The Hottest in the Office Award', goes to...Ryan the Temp! YEAH! Hey HO! You sexy thing! Sexy thing you! Whoo! [slaps Ryan's butt]
[Cut to Ryan]
Ryan Howard: What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now.

Ryan Howard: [reads Todd Packer's 'WLHUNG' license plate] You a big William Hung fan?
Todd Packer: Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?!

Michael Scott: Attention please. Jan Levinson's coming very soon and so we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting. So you can get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
Ryan Howard: Don't you mean "constructive criticism?"
Michael Scott: What did I say?
Kelly: You said "constructive compliments." That doesn't make any sense.
Michael Scott: Well Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. K?

Phyllis: Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin Malone: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan Howard: What line of work you in, Bob?

Ryan (eating cheese stick)
Toby: Wow, you just dive right in.
Ryan Howard: You know, around age 12 I just started going for it.

Dwight Schrute: Listen temp. I'm conducting a little investigation. So I am no longer going to be able to head up Spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it?
Ryan Howard: Yeah, I think I can handle it.
Dwight Schrute: Do you think, or do you know?
Ryan Howard: I think.
Dwight Schrute: Oh God, here.