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The Office: Season 4 Quotes

Episode 1 - Fun Run

A freak accident causes Michael to feel the office is cursed. He explores the religious beliefs of his employees before deciding to hold a charity 5K fun run. Meanwhile, further developments in the romances of Pam and Jim, and Dwight and Angela are explored.

Episode 2 - Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age. Angela is still upset about her cat.

Episode 3 - Launch Party

The Dunder Mifflin Infinity website is launching and Michael is excited about going to the big launch party in New York while Angela plans a satellite party for the Scranton branch. Meanwhile, Dwight competes against the website to see who can sell the most paper in one day.

Episode 4 - Money

As Jan renovates the condo, Michael confronts his growing debt every way he can, which includes pressuring his employees for a loan. Pam and Jim spend a night out on Dwight’s family farm, now a bed and breakfast.

Episode 5 - Local Ad

When the Scranton branch is asked to participate in a Dunder Mifflin ad, Michael seizes his chance to exhibit his creativity. Meanwhile, Dwight explores the online world of Second Life.

Episode 6 - Branch Wars

When Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton, Michael fights back, dragging her ex, Jim, into his war. Meanwhile, the existence of a “Finer Things Club” further disturbs Dunder Mifflin’s calm.

Episode 7 - Survivor Man

After Ryan excludes Michael from a corporate wilderness retreat, Michael heads into the woods for his own survival adventure with nothing but a suit on his back. Meanwhile, Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

Episode 8 - The Deposition

Jan sues Dunder-Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness. Kelly talks smack to Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping pong.

Episode 9 - Dinner Party

Pam and Jim find they have run out of excuses and are forced to go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner. When Andy and Angela are also invited to dinner, Dwight's jealousy gets the best of him.

Episode 10 - Chair Model

Michael’s fascination with a woman modeling a chair in an office supply catalog makes him feel things he hasn’t felt in a while. With Michael distracted, Kevin and Andy team up to win back Dunder Mifflin’s stolen parking spaces, forcing them into a showdown with the bosses of the five businesses of the office park.

Episode 11 - Night Out

Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York for a night of clubbing and meet his friends. Meanwhile, the Scranton branch is upset when they find out they have to come in on a Saturday for Ryan’s website project. Jim’s plan to save them has unexpected results.

Episode 12 - Did I Stutter?

When Stanley snaps at Michael during a meeting, Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. Michael's plan to fake-fire Stanley only worsens the situation. Dwight buys, and then flips, Andy’s car. Meanwhile, Pam deals with unwanted attention from her "back up" glasses after spending the night at Jim’s.

Episode 13 - Job Fair

Jim hits the links with Andy and Kevin to try and land his biggest client ever. Meanwhile, Michael sets up a booth at a local job fair, which happens to be at Pam's alma mater, to find "the best and the brightest" for Dunder Mifflin’s summer internship.

Episode 14 - Goodbye Toby

It’s Toby’s goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin and Michael demands a huge celebration that matches the joy in his heart. Angela, sick of Michael’s unreasonable last minute demands, refuses, and Michael turns to Phyllis to take over the party planning committee. Meanwhile, Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman, Holly.

The Office: Season 3 Quotes

Episode 1 - Gay Witch Hunt

When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity minefield.

Episode 2 - The Convention

Michael and Dwight attend an office-supply convention in Philadelphia and Ryan goes on a double date with Kelly.

Episode 3 - The Coup

After Jan busts Michael for showing a movie during office hours instead of working, Angela suggests to Dwight that he take Michael's job. Also, Pam has a lunchtime fashion show and Jim gets killed in virtual reality video games.

Episode 4 - Grief Counseling

After learning that his old boss, the former regional manager, has died, Michael attempts to guide the Dunder Mifflin staff through their grief as he searches for the right way to honor a company man.

Episode 5 - Initiation

Dwight takes Ryan out on his first sales call, but puts him through a series of tests and challenges, including an excursion to the Schrute's beet farm. In the office, corporate orders Michael to log his work activity (with Pam's help) and Jim tries to adapt to the Stamford branch.

Episode 6 - Diwali

Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Lights. Meanwhile, Andy convinces Jim to turn a late night of work into a drinking game.

Episode 7 - Branch Closing

When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath.

Episode 8 - The Merger

The Scranton branch and the Stamford branch of Dunder-Mifflin are merged, bringing old friends Jim and Pam back together after months apart. Michael and Dwight and the other employees deal with the changes.

Episode 9 - The Convict

Michael discovers that one of his new coworkers has a criminal past.

Episode 10 - A Benihana Christmas

Michael sends out an inappropriate photoshopped Christmas card and gets his heart broken for the holidays by girlfriend Carol. Andy takes Michael out drinking, with Dwight and Jim, while tensions on the party planning committee between Angela, Pam and Karen cause rival parties to form.

Episode 11 - Back from Vacation

Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation a relaxed and revitalized man, but that quickly changes when a spicy vacation photograph of Jan makes its way around the office. Meanwhile, Jim and Karen have an argument — with Pam caught in the middle of it all.

Episode 12 - Traveling Salesman

Michael pushes his desk jockeys to pair up and hit the road for sales-call duty. Meanwhile, Angela misses a crucial deadline, so her secret boyfriend, Dwight, tries to cover for her; and surprising news comes Karen's way.

Episode 13 - The Return

When Oscar returns from vacation pondering his future at the office, Michael orders the party-planning committee to organize a bash for him. Meanwhile, power-hungry Andy exploits recent events to inch closer to Michael; and Jim colludes with Pam and Karen to trick someone in the office—but the target's not Dwight.

Episode 14 - Ben Franklin

Acting on bad advice from his friend Todd Packer, Michael brings two "adult" performers into the office - a stripper and Ben Franklin - in honor of Phyllis's wedding shower. Meanwhile Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.

Episode 15 - Phyllis' Wedding

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding after several embarrassing moments. Pam has flashbacks of her own wedding planning when she sees Phyllis's decorations. Meanwhile, Dwight is determined to catch wedding crashers.

Episode 16 - Business School

Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school. Meanwhile, Dwight battles a bat that gets loose in the office while Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.

Episode 17 - Cocktails

At a company event, Jan and Michael decide to come clean to the CFO about their relationship. While the rest of the office goes out for drinks, Jim meets Karen's ex.

Episode 18 - The Negotiation

After Darryl discusses a payrise with Michael, the two of them, plus Toby, go to corporate in order to negotiate the raise. Meanwhile, Jim must deal with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.

Episode 19 - Safety Training

Returning from anger management, Andy promises to make amends with his co-workers. Michael and Dwight lead the employees in safety training.

Episode 20 - Product Recall

Dunder-Mifflin is thrown into damage control when paper is released with an obscene watermark. Michael addresses the media while Jim and Andy try to calm a school principal who used the affected paper to send out invitations to the prom.

Episode 21 - Women's Appreciation

Outrage breaks out in the office after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher. Michael makes some important personal decisions when he takes the women on a special outing. Meanwhile, Dwight and Andy work on catching the predator.

Episode 22 - Beach Games

The workers head out to the beach, where Michael forces them to compete in Survivor-like challenges to find out who among them is the best employee so he can find his successor to become manager of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.

Episode 23 - The Job

In an hour-long episode, Michael, Jim and Karen interview for a job opening at Corporate, leaving Dwight in charge of the Scranton branch.